george-kelly-johnson's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[S.O.A.D. - Storaged]

boring

it was a bit boring. Just one scene. And it wasn't your own style, but that might have been rewarding if the characters actually DID something besides hobble around the whole time. The real SOAD music videos are truly entertaining. The musicians do all sorts of things, there are special effects, there are different scenes and tiny plots going on... Music videos need something more than just one drawing of each character bounbing up and down the entire time. The syncing with the drum was pretty well done, though looked a bit fake at times. The syncing on the syncing was weird, but i suppose it wasnt that bad. The guitars were way off, though. The hands did not sync up with the music. I liked when the camera got all shaky looking though, that was nice.

[lll_Narnia's Realm_lll]

nothing happened

the artwork was a bit crappy. The opening scenes looked like they were pathetically trying to imitate Bitey of Brackenwood's opening scene. And the syncing of the mouth, the text, and the voice was way off. The story, though a bit weak, seemed a little interesting, as much of a cliche LOTR plot it may be. But then, i was appalled to see that nothing happened. The little elf guy talked for a little while, and then it ended. Gimme a full movie with potential and i will vote higher.

alexsmolik responds:

Well, I put a lot of effort in the artwork. After, it depends wether if people like it or not, at least, that's what I think. Well yeah, the opening scene was actually trying to do like Bitey of Brackenwood, and I did my best to try to get the same effect. I won't even talk about the synching of text, sound and lips... that really gave me a hard time. I tried to make a nice plot, and it isn't a LOTR cliche btw ! :)
Yeah it might end up a little quickly, I just don't like big file sizes!
I shall make better movies, but now I'm taking a break. Too much flash in my life, gotta focus on school.
Thanks for the review.
Alex

[CC-Battle in the Trenches]

meh

it wasnt too bad. It lacked horribly in length. The voices were impossible to understand. You should have made more. Though it is true that the USSR were technically allies during WWII, they werent always on the allies. Towards the beggining, when Hitler was gaining land and power, he had a pact with Stalin that said that neither nation would attack each other... But then Hitler went in and attacked Poland and put pressure on the Soviets, making Stalin by default an allie. After WWII, though, Stalin was our enemy, if you have ever heard of something called THE COLD WAR. Blah, it still made no sense that the two dif nations were in a trench together firing at allies troops.

[(2004) Glass of water]

i love ur work

That was truly entertaining. As are all your works. They each have a unique comedy that is pure and very funny. Thought, i seriously doubt it is possible to place one's face in a thin puddle of water and drown. Also, a towel on one's face, no mater how wet, wouldnt do anything. In fact, it is quite relazing to have a cool towel on one's face after a hot day of activity.

[Mars Conspiracy (Chptr02)]

good premise...

but the way the ppl look is really weird. And all the women sound like men, its kind of disturbing. And the way you pronouce ur words sometimes makes it difficult to understand what the characters are talking about. Good show, though.

[Lazlow Radio #2]

meh

while it was sort of a good premise, I've heard lazlow already. It was a lot more fun listening to him while running over ppl or doing jumps, than just staring at ur poorly drawn art. Heh. I do respect you though, being the guy with probably the most reviews ever. Your dedication to NG is admirable.

[Mutant Ninja Turtles EP02]

hella fucking l337

i loved it. Just absolutely loved it. congrats. The artwork was astounding, loved all the shading. The animations were pretty smooth and very nicely done. The backgrounds were very nice and detailed. The sound was incredibly nice, and the acting was flawless. I could really feel the drama flowing out of the characters. The bike was VERY VERY detailed in that one scene. I know it must ahve taken you many hours to trace all those little lines and hooks and things, and the shading on it was flawless. I absolutely loved this movie. Episode 01 was just as good. I really liked the blood shed in the first one. Maybe you should use some more. I mean, dont make it completely pointless violence... but still, it was truly beatiful when Leonardo sliced that guy in half, and his torso slowly slid off... very very nice.

Once again, congrats to you Valor. You are on my favorites list now.

ValorXII responds:

thx george i just saw your movie, we should hook up to work on flash maybe?

hes in credits altough just with one thing that bike is made from good ol philljc at coflash.com they let you use their awesome vehicles and guns in your flash.

[CS H4x0r]

lmfao

if i could give you more than 10 on humour, id give you a schfourteen-teen. OMFG that was so fucking funny. I watched it about 50 times again and again... Its just so... HILARIOUS!! OMFG!! HAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT HIM GO!! THAT POOR INNOCENT MONITOR!! hahahahahahaha i love it!

ChaotixWarKid responds:

ROFL i cant beleive the monitor got PWNED!!!

TOo bad it wasn't a HS

[Imp, episode 13]

omfg

how did this get daily feature? I watched it for as long as i could stand, but it just started getting really irritating and i had to close it. The drawings were horrible. It made little sense, and there was some weird intro shoved in there randomly. The voices were ridiculously shitty and annoying. The backgrounds were the only thing that had some quality, but they even then were bland or used very many times. The characters are all horribly drawn, and the animation is rather boring. Sorry, i just cant see the humor in a ear-blistering cacaophony accompanied with random, crappy sketches and poor animation.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Okay, congratualations of being the 20th reviewer with the exact information as all the others..Again: drawings are working on.
Animation bad?Some movies are good and are only slideshows..
Offcourse it makes little sense, since its a 3 parter, you should watch episode 11 and 12 first..
Thanks for your honoust review

[Sketchy Dude's Revenge]

lol

it had a pretty funny ending, i liked the effects with the changing lenses. Legos are the shiznitobansnippitysnipsnamsnap

Sketchy-Mation responds:

Yes they are ;)